TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24

82.1 - How the bloody hell am I going to eat KFC if I have to go on a performance fast for 4 bloody stinkin' hours? Good grief!

81.3 - I swear to God, THIS much is true - I did NOT steal the entire KFC supply OK? It's the God honest truth!

81.2 - The secret to a tight, taut sexy bum - shoot some pyrotechnics.

81.1 - Bubbles, make sure there ain't no banana peels in those seats otherwise you'll be wearing them on your bum, OK, poo face?

80.3 - Sorry Leo, the only king of the world around here is ME so there's no room for both, OK, mate?

80.2 - I love you, I love you, wa-hahahahaha. Hey, would you like to co-star in my next video? Seems as Janet had Black Cat, mine is Pink Panther, hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.................

80.1 - I'm slobbering all over the mic as I'm mistaking it for a nice juicy skin-laden drumstick from KFC right now. (makes slurping noise)

79.3 - Shove over Randy! Weeeeeeeeeeee! This is fun! I'm gonna incorporate this along with a cherry picker for my next concert!

79.2 - Kellie, see this? It's where I stash all my KFC subscriptions as well as my glove, gold pants and Jermaine's hair.

79.1 - See this pout! This is the secret of being consistently being voted Sex On A Stick. By the way, it also means that I'm bloody hungry. Gimme some KFC, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

78.3 - Holy Moses!!!!!! Someone's organising a KFC burning session just to spite me. I'm freakin' 'ungry, mate! I need my bloomin' KFC fix! Security, send this brainless schmuck to jail!

78.2 - I'm taking the art of wearing sunglasses to another level. No wonder I'm the king of fashion, innovation and style, hee hee!

78.1 - Practising my Zorro costume technique for when I audition for the role and subsequently succeed and give Crappola, Snakedon et al a piece of their minds with my trusty sword, HA!

77.3 - Hmmm, maybe if I cut off Kellie's plaits and whack them on my hair, it would make a nifty disguise to ward off the paparazzi, hee hee.

77.2 - Don't even think about pilfering my KFC or your hands will be blown off, got it, mate?

77.1 - Listen up, punk! It's called a democracy and I'm entitled to walk all over this earth and since when has there been a No Michael Jackson Zone, smarty pants?

76.3 - Strawberries are now in season so buy some now coz they're soft, yummy and delicious - just like me.

76.2 - Look, this isn't funny, Kenny! You know how much I love the cherry picker an' all but pretendin' to be Bubbles isn't part of the act as I'm merely makin' a monkey of meself.

76.1 - Security! Get rid of those hatahs to tha right! They are kerfufflin' mee cuncerrrrt!

75.3 - Should my music career falter, I think I'll embark on a career in being a paparazzo just so I can take revenge on those schmucks who keep harrassing me at every opportunity for many years. Take that, paps!

75.2 - Oh, shucks! How do I exude sexiness in a pair of gold pants? Gee, you're really embarrassing me. I'm far too modest to be sexy, honestly!

75.1 - Yo Jackie! You ain't gettin' yo' ghetto fingers on mah key, given yo' historee of bein' a klutz got it man?

74.3 - (looks up at empty nest where his mate the dove used to be and sings) Memories light the corners of my mind...................

74.2 - I can't quite hear you! Anyone wishing to unbuckle me yell out "WHO'S BAD?"

74.1 - Listen Paul, the doggone lollipop is mine! How DARE you nick MY lollies with those damn Beatles hands of yours?