TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24

73.3 - Lizzie darlin', you know I love you and all but this award has my name engraved all over it, not yours so hands off or I'll call Bubbles!

73.2 - I'm in desperate need for some KFC and this is my last chance to get some feed without being mobbed by overzealous freaky girls.

73.1 - Listen Jackie, for the bloody last time I'm tellin' ya, KFC's this-a way!

72.3 - I need to escape to a nearest KFC as I can't drive with a growling stomach and people would think it's the revving engine, hee hee hee.

72.2 - Kenny, see this fist? At the very climatic end of the song, I'm going to shove it up towards all the tabloids who attempted to ruin me with all this BS. OK? It's all for love.

72.1 - Sorry guys, but I have to go home to a very warm special bath Dorita made for me, I'm a big bath fan, ya know.

71.3 - Yo, is that KFC you're carrying or are you just happy to see us?

71.2 - Alright you, don't be a smartpants, I'd like to see YOU walk off with one of these once you accomplish a serious vocation, got it, mate?

71.1 - Ah, there you are Dorita. Come up on stage and join me for a big of a singalong, won't you? OK, let's give it up for my glorious Australian wife Doritaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

70.3 - (imitates David Attenborough in voice over narration) Exhibit A is music mega superstar Michael Jackson taking a much needed breather with some orange juice. Exhibit B is the straw lucky enough to be making contact with Michael's lips. Exhibit C is the orange juice squeezed out of a farm that's lucky to be imbibed by Michael Jackson.

70.2 - When I get older, I would like to be the king of music........as soon as I get rid of that lurking hand lusting after my afro.

70.1 - Dorita, I take off my hat to you each and every day for the undying love, endless sensuality and the way you make me feel. How does that sound?

69.3 - If I just sneak off, I'll just make my wait out with Dorita and sneak into the nearest KFC for a much needed feed, hee hee hee..........

69.2 - Why does this always happen to me? Sequins getting stuck on my hand! I can never get the damn things off, which explains why they're attracted to me.

69.1 - I call this the multi-proof outfit. This keeps away not only bullets but any other projectile as well as overzealous fans.

68.3 - I'll pass on the message to Crappola on your behalf Dorita. (reads) When it comes to Crappola, promoting Michael's music should be easy as ABC. (laughs) Heh, heh, heh, good one, Dorita!

68.2 - Janet, you're not smouldering properly. Ya gotta pout your lips more and try to make your eyes more beady for a more sensual alluring appeal.

68.1 - Is it safe to come out now? I don't want those girls out there to hyperventilate over me as their safety and sanity is more important.

67.3 - So, that's how KFC is cooked! Wow, this is awesome! Now I can really keep abreast of things.

67.2 - Dorita, are you ready to catch some zzzz's with me? it's OK, it's gonna be one of these nights, ya know.

67.1 - Jackie, sorry to break it to ya but that scarf doesn't do your integrity much good.

66.3 - Jennifer, help, the wind is taking me away again! What is it with nature's obsession with me? Gee whiz!

66.3 - Weeeeeee! This is fun and I'm not even on a cherry picker yet! Just goes to show how innovative I really am, hee hee.

66.3 - Look at me! I'm finally relishing the opportunity to be Peter Pan! I can really fly! Weeeeeeee!

66.2 - Stop or my mum will shoot you in the meat cleaver!

66.2 - Has anyone told you lately that you're nothing but a dirty son of a gun?

66.2 - Listen, no-one, I repeat, NO-ONE holds The King to ransom - not even on stage, got it mate?

66.1 - Excuse me mam, can I have herbal tea with M&Ms on the side please? Black or white? Pffft! What kind of a question is that?

66.1 - I tell ya what I want what I really really want . I swear, you look just like Scary Spice. Would you like to be in my next video?

66.1 - OK mam, come a little bit closer, do NOT disclose this to anyone but Tom Sneddon is a piece of poo because he resembles one anyway.

65.3 - Sorry, looking at that camera lens is akin to looking at a bucket of KFC which is what I'm craving for right now. (smacks lips) Yum.

65.3 - Dorita, look at moi, ploise, I have a very special Jacksonese surprise for you and you'll have to go to 7-11 to find it before you come home for dinner with me.

65.3 - Listen, I'm the King around here so I can give you all that long hard hypnotising stare for as long as I bloomin' please.