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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 31st 2010, 7:43 pm



89.3 - Listen up Justin! Don't you DARE undress my sista like that evah again, got it? Furthermore, since when was sexy out of fashion? Guess who brought it into fashion? Yep, you guessed it, yours truly!
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 31st 2010, 7:41 pm



89.2 - Gosh, I'm perspiring in that thing. Would anyone care to undress me? Don't worry, I don't bite, ya know.
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 31st 2010, 7:40 pm



89.1 - I just wanted to quickly grab some kippers for breakfast in the wee hours at Tesco and I can't believe I'm confronting this again! Gee, it's tough being King but I love the publicity though.
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 30th 2010, 6:48 pm

Well said Ingridje, I couldn't agree more. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 30th 2010, 5:42 am

This is so funny !! I wonder why we all stay in the other forum ? Here we can have pictures and smilies and all things fun...
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 30th 2010, 4:14 am



88.3 - (sings) Come on baby light my fire, come and make those Mikegasms higheeeeeeeeeeeeeer, yeah!
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 30th 2010, 4:11 am



88.2 - Old man: Michael, I'm planning to put on a surprise performance for all my buddies at the nursing home and suggested that I might impersonate you. What is your secret of success, energy and all that hot-bangin' dancin'?

Michael: Well, mate, the thing is this, you just listen to the music, compel and make your body writhe like a snake and take it to a direction you want to go - outwards (particularly with your pout), and downwards (particularly the excessive use of your crotch). In other words, don't stop 'til ya get enuff, mate.
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 30th 2010, 4:03 am



88.1 - Ah, I just found the perfect lyrics to my next song:- the fire's in my hands but the words are really clear. Bingo, just brilliant!
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 27th 2010, 7:41 pm



87.3 - If you pull my finger, all the ruffles out of that suit will burst open and my honey chest will be revealed right before your very eyes.
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 27th 2010, 7:37 pm



87.2 - Tell me honestly girls, do I REALLY make you sweat with this casual but hot smouldering look alone? I thought so, har har har.
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 27th 2010, 7:35 pm



87.1 - Oh, bugger! The camera lens just bloody broke. Well that goes to show that hotties like me make cameras crack upon one glance.
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 27th 2010, 12:36 am



86.3 - Bloody hell, I'm so knackered, I'm in the mood to be humped around. Dorita? Are you home from work yet?
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 27th 2010, 12:36 am



86.2 - Even the King gets his own franchise so why not replicate yourself in an obvious fashion statement eh? Hee hee.
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 27th 2010, 12:35 am



86.1 - Settle, Gretel, I've just been diagnosed with an aggresive form of Mikegasm Fever. Anyone wishing to come near me do so at their own risk, hee hee.
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 24th 2010, 7:25 pm



85.3 - Since when is the King Of Pop title being touted and considered as a crime? Get me outta here! I'm innocent I tell ya. (screams) IIIIIIIIIINNOOOOOOOOOCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 24th 2010, 7:23 pm



85.2 - Look, mate, for the bloody last time, Jermaine's hair is this big, I swear! What more do I have to prove, iggit?
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 24th 2010, 7:21 pm



85.1 - Right, you don't believe me when I say I'm sex on a stick? There ya go, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah. Well, do ya like the tongue, punk? Sexy, isn't it?

85.1 - Dear God, this case is dragging on by the second, I'm craving for an entire bucket of KFC as I speak. (makes slurping noises)
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 23rd 2010, 7:45 pm



84.3 - Oh, OK, I get it, I'm the King and I appreciate all the adulation and publicity - considering I have an aversion to the paparazzi.
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 23rd 2010, 7:43 pm



84.2 - Yeehaaaaahhwwww! Eat your heart out Glen Campbell! I'm the REAL Rhinestone Cowboy around here. Besides, my new single is called You Rock My Horse.
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 23rd 2010, 7:41 pm



84.1 - Is that Jermaine's hair I just saw at the corner of KFC or is it my fetish for chicken again?
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 23rd 2010, 2:58 am




83.3 - How embarrassing! With all these awards, I don't even have a spare cabinet to display them. Not a good impression from the King don'tcha think?
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 23rd 2010, 2:52 am



83.2 - I could've sworn I had this dream about moonwalking all over a piano! Now that could be a first!
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 23rd 2010, 2:48 am



83.1 - Oh, bugga! Paris stole me glove again just so she can take it for show and tell, as well as the school recital!
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 20th 2010, 7:36 pm



82.3 - Seems as I'm not going to spend gargantuan amounts of money on electricity bills, ET's finger is the only light that provides natural electricity - for FREE!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: TIME 4 SUM FUN - The MJ Caption Thread: Day 24   May 20th 2010, 7:34 pm



82.2 - Dorita, I'm praying for you that you don't cry over me. I will get through this as I've been down this treacherous road before coz I'm invincible after all.
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