Misheard lyrics

But wait, there's more!

The girl has clean white teeth, a pretty young thing
You and I making love all the way to number 9
What about almond joy
Deceitful eyes, she's got big stocky thighs

Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough gets a massive workout given how everyone listens and interprets it - particularly the chorus and their variations on it.

Chani, please do keep us informed, we're just curious to know

Sparkles, I KNEW you liked that one. Bad girl

Anyway, here's some more I found for ya:-

but the chair is not my son
The cat is not my son
And no mess could end up in the river
Stranger in Mustard
Keep on til the bus stop, dont stop til your getting off
don't stand out in the cold man
She always takes it with a buttered scone
Annie are you working
I ain't scared of no sheep
Blame it on the cookie
gonna knock you up before too long
ain't nobody's biscuit
Ice cream being the one

I love Dorita's list, but my all time favorite (and I always sing it this way) is:

♪♪♫♫♪ Keep on with the porn star...don't stop till you get enough ♪♪♫♫♪

I remember that one too Junky, and you posted it on the other board. Your children are not only talented but way too cute for their age.

Haha. I use to think it was keep on with the porn star too...even though I knew that wasn't what he was saying, that's what is always sounded like to me. And then I thought it was don't stop with the pon start. lol. You know what, let me go pop in a Michael record, and I'll give my interpretation without looking up the lyrics :P I'll be back later to give the results.

Dirty Bananna.... ooooh

Another popular thread from mj.com.

Basically if you have any lyrics you might've misunderstood throughout your lifetime of Michael fandom, feel free to share them.

I remember when I was little and Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough was running hot on the airwaves, I was singing the lyrics as "keep on with the pa-quack" (almost imitating a chicken). As well as hearing Why You Wanna Trip On Me with a particular misheard lyric "homeless beat boy" or "grown beat boy", or Smooth Criminal with "Annie are you walking?".

After perusing the thread at the other board, I noticed a few pearlers that made my sides split, my hips nearly collapsed.

Two plus two makes porn
Someone kicked you from the butt
Keep on with the porn star
Eddie are you walking
Annie get the monkey
She was sitting at the table eating sushi with a neighbour
I can hear your hairs
Your burgers are the best
One more Chancellor
You're a nasty boy, you're a nasty boy, say hey to you, you're a nasty boy
You're a vestibule
I gave her money, I gave her soap
Foreplay too hot, you feel I'm real
Look who took you under with seven deadly sins
Bidet, bidet, no-one wants to be defeated
We can share this extra seat
Why you wanna drip on me
And no moustache could've been any clearer
Donut on the highway

Oh, the list is endless. I'm crying so much from all that laughter yet again.