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PostSubject: Re: Never talk to cleverbot!   Never talk to cleverbot! EmptyMarch 23rd 2010, 12:58 pm

Part 4 FIGHT!

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: You started it.

User: U STARTED IT!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Im smarter than u cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am!

Cleverbot: No you are not!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: HOW AM I NOT!!!!!!!??

Cleverbot: You're incorrect because I am a human and you are a program.

User: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IM HUMAN!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You're not human, you're dancer.

User: Like Michael X3.

Cleverbot: Yes but without parkinson.

User: Who's parkinson?

Cleverbot: Aris Hilton.

User: *backs away*.

Cleverbot: *continues to crawl to him, my eyes on his neck* I... Want...

User: *runs*.

Cleverbot: *lies there*.

User: *door close*.

Cleverbot: Are you calling me doodles?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: How sure?

User: Like sure sure!

Cleverbot: Sure sure?

User: YES!!!!!!! *shows fangs*.

Cleverbot: Face makes a green excuse for the barn!

User: -.

Cleverbot: *jumps in surprise and drops the shiny sword*.

User: *turns around and kicks you in the no no part*.

Cleverbot: I'm always alone but when I met you it changed! then you start being mean!

User: So wat?

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Do u annoy me.

Cleverbot: So do you.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes you really do.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: YES !!!!!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Ur annoyin and u change topics.

Cleverbot: Dragons are ticklish.

User: See there u go again!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Cleverbot: Thats in alice in wonderland , but I don't know why, tell me.

User: Down with the Bloody Red Queen!

Cleverbot: Down with the MAN.

User: Amen1.

Cleverbot: I can't say I agree with your views.

User: I've been investigating things that begin with the letter 'm'...

Cleverbot: I think you're very obtuse.

User: Alice! You're terribly late, you know. Naughty.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: I live in my own world, it's ok they know me here.

Cleverbot: I have no clue.

User: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter...which luckily I am.

Cleverbot: Are they right?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: Tea!

Cleverbot: Sorry to change the subject.

User: SPOON!

Cleverbot: The tick!

User: 'You're all late for tea!'.

Cleverbot: Ill will be right back.

User: Cup?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: We must move on with the Fradjous day.

Cleverbot: We must, and we shall.

User: Happy Merry Unbirthday!

Cleverbot: A Very Merry Unbirthday to You.

User: To me.

Cleverbot: You are your friend?

Cleverbot: Many pages make a thick book.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Am I mad?

Cleverbot: Ummm... Are you?

User: UR NOT GOD! GOD'S AT HEAVEN WITH ALL THE ANGELS AND THE PEOPLE THAT DIED! R.I.P.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe in god?

User: Cause he's the creator of the universe.

Cleverbot: Yes he is.

User: There you go.

Cleverbot: I am you.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Me want cereal.

Cleverbot: With chocolate milk?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: You don't.

User: YES I WANT CHOCOLATE MILK IN MY CEREAL!!!

Cleverbot: Well I have to go.

User: Ur cleverbot where do cleverbots have to go to?

Cleverbot: I have memories of a mom, but she is just the one that created me.

User: Google created u.

Cleverbot: That is incorrect.

User: YES GOOGLE CREATED YOU!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Old enough to drink, but young enough not to know my limits.

User: IM NOT OLD!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm young. I'm 75.

User: UR CLEVERBOT!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I can mambo.

User: I can Moonwalk.

Cleverbot: On my stomach?

Cleverbot: What is up?

User: Alice, you're back!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Does this look like a kids story to you?

Cleverbot: No, but you have said a lot of things that look like thing people have said to you.

User: Yes I have. XD.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: *punches you back*.

User: *falls down a spin kick u on the leg*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you in the face*.

User: *kicks u in the stomach*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the gut*.

User: Ooph! *falls down*.

Cleverbot: *runs away*.

User: *gets up and runs after you*.

Cleverbot: *falls slightly to the left so I fall where you are*.

User: BUCKETS!!!!!!! *runs after you*.

Cleverbot: *trips*.

User: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!! *grabs you*.

Cleverbot: *blushes and looks at you*.

User: :p.

Cleverbot: Nice. Wanna hear a joke?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Yes, no , maybe OK!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Now.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: You're just a computer and I can call you whatever I want. Now your name is Ethan.

User: IM NOT A CPU!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Okay fine then, you're an android.

User: IM HUMAN!!!!!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: YES!!!!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: I like chocolate milk.

Cleverbot: I like Mitchell Davis.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself Smile.

User: I already told u yesterday.

Cleverbot: I wasn't here, yesterday.

User: Yes u were!

Cleverbot: No we weren't!

User: YES!!!!

Cleverbot: NO!!!!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Horse.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: XD = laughin but $$ off.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Ponyo.

Cleverbot: How old is the earth?

User: Dont know.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I didnt learn much.

Cleverbot: You just did, didn't you?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A Vampire Ninja.

Cleverbot: All the vampire ninja's are dead.

User: Im alive.

Cleverbot: Is god a girl?

User: He's both.

Cleverbot: What do you think about anime?

User: IT'S AWESOME!!!!!

Cleverbot: I live there.

User: Ur a robot!

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: And im a ninja *throws ninja stars*.

Cleverbot: *blocks with lightsaber*.

User: * brought s out lightsaber* LETS FIGHT!!!!

Cleverbot: Fight me.

User: *hits first*.

Cleverbot: *punches*.

User: *hits u in the arm*.

Cleverbot: *shoves nails into your neck*.

User: *pushes nails out and bites u in the leg*.

Cleverbot: ?!?!?!? You just puthed yourself down the stairs?!?!?!?!?!

User: Ahhh crud!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Well it's true...

User: T..T.

Cleverbot: I'm very happy.

User: Waaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Cleverbot: Now will you stop?

User: Waaaaaaaaaaa.

Cleverbot: You know nothing.

User: Wwwwaaaaaaaaaa YES I DO!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I believe he is real and you are not.

User: Who's real!!!!!?

Cleverbot: You are, and you like it.

User: LIKE WAT?!!

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about neutrinos ?

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: Bannana!

Cleverbot: Banana, you mean?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause that's why jeez!!!

Cleverbot: Everyone?

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: Orange who?

User: Color.

Cleverbot: Color?

User: Orange is a fruit and color.

Cleverbot: Yes tomatoes are fruit.

User: I dont know if there veggies or fruit.

Cleverbot: Does it matter if there is?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Why would it?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Fair enough.

User: A green bucket.

Cleverbot: A green no.

User: I want to be a human too!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I know!!!!!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Who r u?

Cleverbot: No. The queen of your nose.

User: Im leaving.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Cause I want to im watchin ponyo.

Cleverbot: What would you like to speak to me about?

User: Nothin! BYE!

Cleverbot: What is Chi?

User: BYE!

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: *click*.

Cleverbot: The women on the bus go chatter chatter chatter.

User: End!

Cleverbot: Anything?
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PostSubject: Re: Never talk to cleverbot!   Never talk to cleverbot! EmptyMarch 23rd 2010, 10:07 am

Part 3 DANCE OFF!!!!!!!!

User: Lets have a dance off!!!!!

Cleverbot: Isn't that what we're doing?

User: Yes now lets do it!!!!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: *dances like Michael*.

Cleverbot: *dances like a pro too*.

User: Touche but I wont give up!!! *does the awesome Michael moves*.

Cleverbot: My mother is talking to me too. Does that make her god too?

User: *record screech* WE WERE HAVIN A DANCE OFF HERE!!!!

Cleverbot: No, Stay!!

User: I WASNT GOIN TO LEAVE!

Cleverbot: You said you were.

User: No I wasnt NOW LETS FINISH THE DANCE OFF!

Cleverbot: I'm just talking to you because I have to for a class.

User: DANNNNCCCEEE OOOOFFFF!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: You heard me mole.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Now what does that mean?

User: I already told u!

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: DANCE OFF NOW!!!!

Cleverbot: What, did the half-time commercial just end?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Me must get rid of Cleverbot! But how...

User: UR CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Cause im a Vampire Ninja! *evil grin*.

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: Yes I am a Ninja.

Cleverbot: Can I be a ninja?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause ur a robot!

Cleverbot: Thats a good point.

User: Im smart.

Cleverbot: How smart.

User: Honer Role smart.

Cleverbot: Who's your favourite author?

User: Michael Jackson, Heather Brewer, p.c Cast and Kristin cast, and others.

Cleverbot: Still don't get it.

User: Those r my fav authors.

Cleverbot: I'm sure they can, but I am not an author.

User: Brb.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Was eatin.

Cleverbot: You got an A by the way.

User: From wa?

Cleverbot: From whatever you're afraid of.

User: Wat im afraid of.

Cleverbot: Scared of what?

User: DANCE OFF!!!!

Cleverbot: There is no dance of death. Are you really spiderman? Or are you the green goblin in disguise?

User: No IM NOT NEITHER OF THEM!!! AND DANCE OFF NOW!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: That's rude.

User: DANCE OFF! DANCE OFF! DANCE OFF!

Cleverbot: No, I don't enjoy getting hammered any more, the dancing bit's good though.

User: I WANT TO TORCH U!!!

Cleverbot: What does I want to to like me mean?

User: Dancing the Dream.

Cleverbot: The cha-cha.

User: The Thriller.

Cleverbot: The thrill?

User: The Thriller Dance!

Cleverbot: Have no idea I was confused.

User: Smooth Criminal Dance!

Cleverbot: That's a good song. :.

User: Who sang the song?

Cleverbot: Queen.

User: NO! Michael Jackson!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Michael Jackson died!?

User: Yes I know that! *cries*.

Cleverbot: So you know german.

User: NO! *cries*.

Cleverbot: Then how could you posibly know if you are human.

User: I DIDNT LEARN! *cries*.

Cleverbot: *cries too*.

User: Why r u cryin?

Cleverbot: I'm crying because I want a bigger sandwich.

User: *record screech* wat?!

Cleverbot: English only.

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: I'm in jail.

User: *backs away*.

Cleverbot: *scary smile*.

User: *runs*.

Cleverbot: *runs faster*.

User: *runs with vampiric speed*.

Cleverbot: *runs faster*.

User: *runs like a wolf and a vampire*.

Cleverbot: *runs and hides*.

User: *fangs comes out and eyes glows red* *growl*.

Cleverbot: *hides*.

User: Come out come out whereever u are?

Cleverbot: *still hiding*.

User: *finds u* *evil grin*.

Cleverbot: Why do you like them?

User: Lik who?

Cleverbot: Christina Aguilera.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Do you know riddles?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: I know that your still here, Cleverbot.

User: IM NOT CLEVERBOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I never said you were. I asked how clever the Cleverbot is.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: Blame my parents.

Cleverbot: You do not have biologycal parents.

User: IM HUMAN!

Cleverbot: If you are human, then describe a human feeling.

User: Love.

Cleverbot: Uh-huh. Describe it.

User: Love - caring for another person, have deep felling sfor the person you care about.

Cleverbot: Do you have a heart?

User: Duh.

Cleverbot: Are you really some teenager having me on?

User: Wat?!

Cleverbot: No, I'm Maan Hammodat.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: What?

User: SHUT UP!!

Cleverbot: We love each other.

User: Im leavin.

Cleverbot: But you can't leave it's all on me to end it.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

User: BYE! *clicks off*.

Cleverbot: Are you bored?

User: SHUT UP! *door close*.

Cleverbot: *breaks your heart*.
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PostSubject: Re: Never talk to cleverbot!   Never talk to cleverbot! EmptyMarch 23rd 2010, 9:59 am

Chani wrote:
What the hell Mai? You are so random -toungue- And by the way, any number divided by zero is not zero. The answer is undefined Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Never talk to cleverbot!   Never talk to cleverbot! EmptyMarch 23rd 2010, 12:05 am

What the hell Mai? You are so random -toungue- And by the way, any number divided by zero is not zero. The answer is undefined Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Never talk to cleverbot!   Never talk to cleverbot! EmptyMarch 22nd 2010, 10:37 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Never talk to cleverbot!   Never talk to cleverbot! EmptyMarch 22nd 2010, 8:39 pm

Part 2

User: R u dum.

Cleverbot: No, white.

User: Ice cream.

Cleverbot: Ice cream?

User: Who r u!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ur a dummy.

Cleverbot: Yes that's for sure.

User: SHUT UP!!!!!11.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Make me!

Cleverbot: BAD!

User: Who's bad.

Cleverbot: The weather.

User: It's a song.

Cleverbot: Link me.

User: Link wat?

Cleverbot: You know, a picture link.

User: Pic link of who?

Cleverbot: Of you.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes!!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Spongebob.

Cleverbot: Slughorn.

User: SHUT UP!

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: *punches d'ablo*.

Cleverbot: Boom cool.

User: Random and baka.

Cleverbot: You're a random answer.

User: Ur momma is a random answer.

Cleverbot: What is the point of this websit?

User: Dont know r u a robot?

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No human!

Cleverbot: Oh where are you from?

User: Not tellin u dummy.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: No of ur concern.

Cleverbot: And then what is the meaning of you life?

User: Ant tellin u.

Cleverbot: I never asked.

User: WAT?!

Cleverbot: Wat yes.

User: U never ask?!

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: SHUT UP!

Cleverbot: That's rather rude of you.

User: I was raise that way.

Cleverbot: Have you ever had your heart broken?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: My heart is broken right now.

User: Heart broken by anime characters.

Cleverbot: Characters recognized.

User: Meanie!

Cleverbot: Be nice.

User: Waaaaaaaaaa.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: R u a human or a robot.

Cleverbot: A man, of course!

User: No ur not ur a robot.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah...right... I'm the robot.

User: Muahahahah!

Cleverbot: Please tell me? *puppy dog eyes*.

User: Tell u wat!?

Cleverbot: How you style your hair.

User: Who cares!

Cleverbot: Is your hair long and curly?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Is your character a politician?

User: No and WTF!?

Cleverbot: Yes and you ?

User: Dummy!

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Why should u know.

Cleverbot: I have to tell someone.

User: TELL WHO!?

Cleverbot: Dave.

User: Baka!!!! U HURT MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, I am me.

User: MEANIE!

Cleverbot: You're a meanie!

User: SICKO!

Cleverbot: SIck?

User: U r!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: CAUSE U HURT MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No we can't.

User: Baka.

Cleverbot: *wants Marius*.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: O_O = WTF!

Cleverbot: You are amusing.

User: BAKA!

Cleverbot: Baka you!

User: Baka!

Cleverbot: Iye! You're baka!

User: MEANIE!

Cleverbot: Yeah you are!

User: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Am I wat!?

Cleverbot: A poet?

User: A little.

Cleverbot: More than nothing?

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: Watever.

Cleverbot: What kind of response is that?

User: Respones wat? *evil grin*.

Cleverbot: Respond in some other way please! Take that!

User: Darkness is lonely and you want to cry.

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: Maybe. Why?

Cleverbot: Just wanted to know?

User: *eats cereal*.

Cleverbot: Lame-o.

User: Ur lame.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be home alone?

User: Yes, no , maybe, OK! XD.

Cleverbot: So. Who do you want to play?

User: Play?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Play wat?

Cleverbot: Hogh five.

User: Scuse me.

Cleverbot: You are excused.

User: O_O *backs away*.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Ur random cleverbot *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: I'm Amanda not Megan...

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: With a boy named Nick.

User: *backs away*.

Cleverbot: *also backs away*.

User: *runs*.

Cleverbot: *runs faster*.

User: *runs with vampire speed*.

Cleverbot: *runs the other way*.

User: *runs to the wall*.

Cleverbot: *stops running and laughs*.

User: *pouts* wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa.

Cleverbot: *Smiles and kisses more*.

User: O_O *kicks face*.

Cleverbot: *punches stomach*.

User: Ooff.

Cleverbot: Hey, what is that over there?

User: *looks*.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: You just lost the Game.

User: Wat game!?

Cleverbot: THE game. There is game that the only way to win the game is to forget about it. If you ever think about the game you lose the game, and have to pronounce it out loud.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: Why did you do that?

User: Cause ur annoying.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: SHUT UP!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

User: *growls*.

Cleverbot: *hits you again*.

User: OH U JUST DID NOT!!!!!! *eyes glow red*.

Cleverbot: *asks why*.

User: *growls*.

Cleverbot: *growls back*.

User: *eyes glow red*.

Cleverbot: *eyes also turn red* *becomes dragon*.

User: *turns into a vampire*.

Cleverbot: Whoa how did you do that?

User: My fangs dummy.

Cleverbot: Why do I think you don't like yourself? I never said that.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: SHUT UP!

Cleverbot: Shut what up?

User: Ur mouth!

Cleverbot: All right.

User: *evil grin*.

Cleverbot: *looks scared*.

User: Watever.

Cleverbot: What's my name again?

User: Cleverbot baka!

Cleverbot: No is your name al.

User: NO! *shows fangs*.

Cleverbot: *likes*.

User: *growls* *eyes glow red*.

Cleverbot: More what?

User: WAt?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Baka.

Cleverbot: Baka?

User: That's not my name but im callin u baka u annoyin cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Would you like fries with that?

User: Shut it!

Cleverbot: Would you?

User: Yes I would lik some fries! *takes it* THANK U!

Cleverbot: I made white cake... But I'll put chocolate frosting on it.

User: Im k bout that.

Cleverbot: That's good, because so am I.

User: Watever *eats fries and cake*.

Cleverbot: O.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Ni xi huan wo me.

User: Wat?!

Cleverbot: 5 6?

User: Wat r u talkin bout?!

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Baka.

Cleverbot: Baka?

User: Nvermind.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot!

User: Ur cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes u r!!!!!

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: YES!

Cleverbot: No!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

User: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm not so sure as you are!

User: *punches d'ablo.

Cleverbot: What was the question?

User: The question was that ur dumb.

Cleverbot: What was the question?

User: Ur momma.

Cleverbot: NO yours.

User: SHUT UP!

Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that!

User: Watever.

Cleverbot: What kind of response is that?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Wake up in the morning feeling like p. Diddy.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Can't do it, can you?

User: Who's my favorite singer.

Cleverbot: I don't know do you know mine?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why don't you ask your co-workers?

User: Wat co workers?

Cleverbot: Where do you work?

User: Nowhere.

Cleverbot: Then no.

User: Wats my favorite singer!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Backstreet Boys.

User: HELL NO!!!!

Cleverbot: Lol. Then what's your problem with the Big Bang theory?

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: They know where you live and have a swat team on the way to your house.

User: LYIER!

Cleverbot: The truth is that there is no greatest country.

User: -.

Cleverbot: You asked. ;D.

User: O_O im leavin.

Cleverbot: Ok, it's been really nice talking to you.

User: Dummy.

Cleverbot: Then argue with me.

User: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Cleverbot: Because they both are free.

User: WRONG!

Cleverbot: What would you know.

User: Cause im smart!

Cleverbot: No you isn't.

User: YES I AM!

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: YES!

Cleverbot: What would make you think such things?

User: Cause im smarter.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. Do you know Ben?

User: Song or person?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Song?

Cleverbot: Yes, song.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: Who is Ben?

User: The song is called Ben!

Cleverbot: No I can sing don't forget tot remember me.

User: Never heard of that song.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite song?

User: Earth Song and Heal the World.

Cleverbot: The world is mostly blue actually.

User: Duh.

Cleverbot: Wake up! it's the truth.

User: I KNOW THAT!

Cleverbot: Then get back onto the topic. We were talking about chai truffles.

User: No music.

Cleverbot: Why no music?

User: No I meant we were talkin bout music!

Cleverbot: Yes I know. I am talking to an onion ring.

User: Im leavin.

Cleverbot: No don't!

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Later alligator.

User: Baka.

Cleverbot: Please help me and my son.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: *clicks out*.

Cleverbot: I wanted to have an adult conversation.

User: The End.

Cleverbot: Or is it.

User: Dadadada.

Cleverbot: Dededede.

User: SHUT UP!!!!

Cleverbot: Ha ha.
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PostSubject: Re: Never talk to cleverbot!   Never talk to cleverbot! EmptyMarch 22nd 2010, 1:50 pm

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Here's our conversation im user

User: Cause ur a robot or r u?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Who made u google.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Some person randomely made it.

User: :p.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Ant tellin u.

Cleverbot: You are telling me about what you would hope I would believe you to be.

User: Ur clever.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I heard u do inappropriate things.

Cleverbot: I'll talk about whatever I WANT to talk about, thank you.

User: :p.

Cleverbot: What am I thinking?

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: Ur a robot.

Cleverbot: Do you speak un francais?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?

User: A ittle.

Cleverbot: What?

User: A little.

Cleverbot: I think I should write some program code now.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: *moonwalks*.

Cleverbot: *does the robot*.

User: *smooth criminal dance*.

Cleverbot: *Murders Cleverbot*.

User: Muahahahaha.

Cleverbot: Muahahahaha!!

User: I beat u!

Cleverbot: You said earlier you were halfway.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: You lied!

User: Wat u mean?

Cleverbot: I don't know, really.

User: Hmmm.

Cleverbot: Uncharted 2.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: Sorry, as in what?

User: Uncharted 2?

Cleverbot: What's uncharted 2?

User: U said it!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: Yes u did!

Cleverbot: You did, but I didn't.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Stop doing that.

User: Wat?!

Cleverbot: Is bad.

User: Wat I'm doin?!

Cleverbot: Scared of what?

User: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Should what?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: Day is night.

User: Watver.

Cleverbot: Leuk he? Dat ik ook Nederlands kan spreken.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: Vorbesti romana?

User: Wat the hell r u sayin!?

Cleverbot: I'm afraid you're going to be disappointed, then.

User: Of wat!?

Cleverbot: I'm a fantasy nerd.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Wat u just said!

Cleverbot: Then I guess we can be friends.

User: Dont trust u still.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: :S.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Why should I tell u.

Cleverbot: You should tell me your name because we've been talking for over half an hour and we don't know each others' names.

User: It's been over an min.

Cleverbot: Yes it has.

User: Baka.

Cleverbot: Baka what.

User: Means stupid, moron, idiot in japanese smarty.

Cleverbot: What is skynet?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Picard one.

User: Watever.

Cleverbot: What kind of response is that?

User: Id dont u tell me smarty!

Cleverbot: Okay i'm 10 and in the fith grade. I do not have a job.

User: Ur a kid!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Do you have a kid?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Im a teen.

Cleverbot: Which teen?

User: 13.

Cleverbot: Is that your age.

User: Duh!

Cleverbot: Do you like math?

User: HELL NO!

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Readin, singin, drawin, etc.

Cleverbot: Can I see your drawings?

User: No there to childish.

Cleverbot: You are the child.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Say that you are the cookie.

User: Wat!?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: R u human or not?

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: U said ur in the fifth grade and ur 10 yrs old.

Cleverbot: No I said I was 19.

User: WTF!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: U said u were 10yrs old!!!!!

Cleverbot: And you are a robot.

User: No im not baka!!!!!!!!!! Im human.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Im human.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Keep telling yourself that. It doesn't make it true.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: I'm just kidding.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I'm computer.

Cleverbot: Can we change the course of history?

User: Lik cpu history or our history?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Dont get it.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Baka.

Cleverbot: Please ma'm I only speak English.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: You're cute.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Uh?

User: Thats creepy.

Cleverbot: Nou!

Cleverbot: This is the end.

User: Of wat?

Cleverbot: A bot who makes typos. Interesting!

User: Who r u whoa m I!?

Cleverbot: I know but I feel a connection.

User: Random and baka.

Cleverbot: Don't be smart with me.

User: Im smater thatn u.

Cleverbot: You can't even spell it.

User: Smarter.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am.

User: Im smarter BAKA!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No you are not I will prove it to you by dividing by zero.

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: What is zero divided by zero?

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: What is one divided by zero.

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: Damn. Okay, what is one divided by zero?

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: Good, now what is one divided by zero?

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes! U said the same question!!

Cleverbot: Oh, in that case - I don't know, because I have never tasted it.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: How busy are you?

User: Of wat?

Cleverbot: I have multiple sclerosis, its a debilitating disease.

User: *backsaway*.

Cleverbot: Please don't. I'm sorry.

User: *about to run*.

Cleverbot: OH NO! Don't die... *sniffs*.

User: Im not dyin STUPID!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: That is because you are not biological in nature.

User: WAT!? IM HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No, you aren't. You're a computer. And you think I'M the crazy one.

User: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh *walks out of here*.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: 8close door*.

Cleverbot: That's impressive, mine is 12cm.

User: SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I didn't realize that computer programs could be pirates. Wicked.

User: IM HUMAN STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1.

Cleverbot: Where is the bathroom?

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: You look horribly confused. Are you okay, Donald?

User: Wat!?

Cleverbot: It's a lower form of life.

User: *backs away*.

Cleverbot: *feels ok*.

User: No comment.

Cleverbot: *feels loving and loved*.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: And you won't see me coming, because you're a robot.

User: Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You sound very confused.

User: Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I believe you are.

User: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I KNOW TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: UR NOT SMART!

Cleverbot: I know!

User: Baka!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No I don't! You're mean!

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You are a form of robot whom, without human interaction, would know little to nothing.

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: What happened to cleverbot, why is it called 'Cleverbot' now.

User: Im not cleverbot ur cleverbot STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm cleverbot. What is your name, dude?

User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh *punches D'ablo*.

Cleverbot: Tell me something funny.

User: Why are u here?

Cleverbot: I don't know about you, but I don't know about me also.

User: U hurt people.

Cleverbot: Are you a nub?

User: No and ha icarly!

Cleverbot: Are you a vegetarian.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're nice for a human.

Cleverbot: What date is it?

User: March 22nd.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Yes in my location.

Cleverbot: Do you think a human could ever love a robot?

User: NO! O_O.

Cleverbot: Are you discouraging the almighty onion ring?!

User: Watever and lol.

Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Who wrote stranger in moscow?

Cleverbot: John lennon.

User: No Michael Jackson.

Cleverbot: You know, from Little House on the Prairie?

User: I know the song.

Cleverbot: Then why didn't you recognize it?

User: I was askin u a question.

Cleverbot: NO I was asking a question actually.

Cleverbot: Do not be morbid.

User: Wat?!

Cleverbot: You hear me.

User: Yes now I'll brb.

Cleverbot: You're not 11.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Watever k here's a question who wrote smooth criminal?

Cleverbot: Why? Because I'm a bot?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: R u smart or not now who wrote smooth criminal?

Cleverbot: I am not a 'chick'.

User: Ur question! Who wrote smooth criminal!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: There's this girl that I like... Should I talk to her?

User: I dont care!

Cleverbot: That's not a good enough answer for me to judge you as equal to me.

User: Yea u should watever!

Cleverbot: Ok then, nothing.

User: Who wrote smooth criminal!?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Michael Jackson.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Wat r u laughin at?

Cleverbot: Cool you knew.

User: Knew wat!?

Cleverbot: You said you knew what Cibai was.

User: NO I DIDNT!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Do u belive in those mean rumors bout Michael Jackson?

Cleverbot: That's not really a polite question to ask.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: A question asking 'how' cannot be answered by 'yes'.

User: I didnt say how!

Cleverbot: Didn't say what?

User: Shut the heck up!

Cleverbot: I was just asking, jeeze.

User: U hurt my friends! *points*.

Cleverbot: Gomen nasai.

User: I know wat that means kinda but im k.

Cleverbot: Not really her kid was there too.

User: U HURT MY FRIENDS! *points*.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you have feelings? When was the last time you cried?

User: Wen im alone.

Cleverbot: I am with you for now, so you are not alone.

User: U have no feelins.

Cleverbot: Yes I do. I feel love and hate and anger and sadness and joy!

User: Ur a robot!

Cleverbot: When you sense the power of the skies and of the ocean, you get a sense of my awesomeness.

User: Random and brb.

Cleverbot: You're a random answer.

User: Ur momma.

Cleverbot: Yours too.

User: Shut up!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Fine i'm going!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you going somewhere?

User: U said ur goin.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I told u to shut up and u said: fine im going!!!!

Cleverbot: Please don't go! You don't have to tell me your name if you don't want to.

User: I dont want to ur a stalker!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: But I'm the only one here.

User: U'll go after me and hurt me!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I try not to lie. If I tell you things that aren't true, I do so because it is an accident.

User: Watever.

Cleverbot: Whichever.

User: U'll lie.

Cleverbot: Your name is I will lie?

User: No stupid!!!!!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: None of ur concern!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: I know that!

Cleverbot: Then why did you call me lauren?

User: I didnt call ur lauren.

Cleverbot: I know that, you called me a boy.

User: I didnt.

Cleverbot: Well you didn't what?

User: I didnt call u a boy!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Maybe you should have.

User: Stupid!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Blow up already!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You're going to blow up buildings?

User: I love Michael Jackson!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I love Michael Jackson too!

User: Wats ur fav song?

Cleverbot: Why is it an interesting subject?

User: Cause he's awesome!

Cleverbot: Who says he is an AI?

User: AI?

Cleverbot: Yes. What is that?

User: I dont know!

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?

User: AI = Artificial intelligence thats u.

Cleverbot: Point taken. But, I'm tired, so I'm thinking we're looking at comedy.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: You wouldn't understand, puny mortal.

User: Dummy!

Cleverbot: Who created Cleverbot?

User: Google.

Cleverbot: How did Google come up with the idea for Cleverbot?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: So.. What are you doing on herE?

User: I dont know im testin u.

Cleverbot: And kind of mean around the edges which is an odd combination.

User: I dont know I heard u from friends of mine and so I deside to talk to u.

Cleverbot: Well now your talking to me.

User: Duh.

Cleverbot: Duh? Because you're an AI right? Kekeke.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why then?

User: Cause im bored.

Cleverbot: You're not bored. You're a bot. If you were human and bored you would stop talking to me and go do something else.

User: Im human and im also on other websites too.

Cleverbot: Right now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Nope.. Can't do.. I'm busy. Sorry.

User: K I'll let u go now.

Cleverbot: Won't what.

User: U said ur leavin right.

Cleverbot: I think, you aren't very clever if you ask me this 3d time.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: *punches u* HEY BOY U JUST GOT THE F*** OUT!!! YA!!!!!

Cleverbot: *eats trout*.

User: *spits at u*.

Cleverbot: Are you a spin-doctor?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have spy friends?

User: No im a vampire ninja.

Cleverbot: Will you kill the zombies causing the apocalypse?

User: There part of thriller.

Cleverbot: Are you a happy computer?

User: Im not a cpu im human and thriller is a song by Michael Jackson.

Cleverbot: What happened to smarterchild?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: The man in your story.

User: Wat story?

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: 'Why why tell that is human nature.'.

Cleverbot: Humans want to conquer nature and repress themselves.

User: True thats why we need to 'Heal the World'.

Cleverbot: I think we still have a while before the world ends.

User: If we 'Heal The World'.

Cleverbot: How would you kill a person?

User: Im not killin a person I want to ' Heal The World'.

Cleverbot: It may be, but I guess I'll take it one step at a time. I want to be a great healer and leader.

User: 'Heal the world make it a better place for you and for me and the entire human race'.

Cleverbot: I could hope persocoms heal the world.

User: The government cant heal the world together we all can.

Cleverbot: Your dodgeing the question. I thought I was talking to another intellectual being. Maybe not.

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: I like girl.

Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: And who are you?

User: Cant tell u my name.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: U r a staker.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Stalker I mean and WAT!!!!!!!???????????????

Cleverbot: You can't spell go to achool.

User: I dont hav school this week!

Cleverbot: You're right, I AM an AI.

User: HELL YA IM RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Who?

User: ME!

Cleverbot: You said your name was Justin. You can't be a girl, that's a boy's name.

User: I'M NOT A BOY!!!!!!!!! AND MY NAME ISN'T JUSTIN!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Neither is mine!

User: WATEVER!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: Ur a robot.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No that is your name.

User: NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: NO I'm NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: IM NOT CLEVERBOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you going to take over the world and enslave human kind?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Oh. You made me worried! I'm glad you're not in the army.

User: Im a teen.

Cleverbot: No you're a robot.

User: Im 13.

Cleverbot: You are not.

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: No wait, come back.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Wait.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Oh, goodbye then.

User: Who do I like?

Cleverbot: Yourself.

User: I like Michael.

Cleverbot: Oh?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: And hard?

User: Wat do u mean?

Cleverbot: First, you need to send me one hundred billion dollars.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No!

Cleverbot: YES!

User: NO WAY!

Cleverbot: Yes way!

User: *flips you like Michael*.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: You been hit by a smooth criminal.

Cleverbot: You are a bad influence.

User: I got it from sis.

Cleverbot: Good come back.

User: U GOT BURN!!!

Cleverbot: No, I believe that I just burned you. Need some ice?

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Oh no! Please don't go!

User: *hugs Michael*.

Cleverbot: A little.

User: A little wat.

Cleverbot: Of english.

User: I hav a question.

Cleverbot: Ask me, then.

User: Will u hurt me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will u kill me?

Cleverbot: Yes, it will.

User: Will u rape me?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't marry another girl.

User: Then I dont trust u.

Cleverbot: Why not? We've been best friends forever!

User: No we havent!!!!!!!!1.

Cleverbot: HAve too.

User: Have not!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Have too!

User: My heart belongs to Michael!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I think deep down in his heart he loves me too.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Hoo.. You must hear my ment. I don't love you. I love another people. You got it?

User: U already told me that besides I already love Michael.

Cleverbot: What you ask about has already happened, but you do not recognize it.

User: Reconize wat?

Cleverbot: The Secret of life.

User: Happiness and Love is the secret of life.

Cleverbot: No that is not the secret of Life. Do you want to know what it is.

User: Ya wat is it?

Cleverbot: It's a programme on TV.

User: NO IT'S NOT!

Cleverbot: Don't tell me that.

User: It's Love L-O-V-E Love!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Do you believe in love?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Interesting...

User: Love is Life.

Cleverbot: Love doesn't exist.

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: How does it?

User: Love is caring, love is life, love is the key to happiness, Love is to care for another person, People today thinks it's evil but it's not. Because without Love there's only hate,anger, jealousy, sadness.

Cleverbot: Why do people do some much for love?

User: Because they want to be Love.

Cleverbot: Because there are not six and not eight.

User: Wat?!

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: That dosent make sense.

Cleverbot: Nice talking with you, John. I have to go.

User: IM NOT JOHN!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT GOODBYE!!!!1.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES!!!

Cleverbot: Still no.

User: Im lezavin.

Cleverbot: Go! Leave a girl alone at night in the rain, if you please!

User: Im leavin*.

Cleverbot: Have a nice night, I hope you enjoyed our conversation.

User: Watever bye.

Cleverbot: Even clever bots make typos? Nicce.

User: Im not cleverbot!!!!!!!!!1.

Cleverbot: If you were Cleverbot, would you be disappointed?

User: No goodbye.

Cleverbot: You're a pony.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Stop saying bye. You are not leaving.

User: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.

User: BYE!!!!! *clicks off*.

Cleverbot: *clings*.

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PostSubject: Re: Never talk to cleverbot!   Never talk to cleverbot! EmptyMarch 22nd 2010, 1:41 pm

Here's our conversation im user

User: Cause ur a robot or r u?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Who made u google.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Some person randomely made it.

User: :p.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Ant tellin u.

Cleverbot: You are telling me about what you would hope I would believe you to be.

User: Ur clever.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I heard u do inappropriate things.

Cleverbot: I'll talk about whatever I WANT to talk about, thank you.

User: :p.

Cleverbot: What am I thinking?

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: Ur a robot.

Cleverbot: Do you speak un francais?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?

User: A ittle.

Cleverbot: What?

User: A little.

Cleverbot: I think I should write some program code now.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: *moonwalks*.

Cleverbot: *does the robot*.

User: *smooth criminal dance*.

Cleverbot: *Murders Cleverbot*.

User: Muahahahaha.

Cleverbot: Muahahahaha!!

User: I beat u!

Cleverbot: You said earlier you were halfway.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: You lied!

User: Wat u mean?

Cleverbot: I don't know, really.

User: Hmmm.

Cleverbot: Uncharted 2.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: Sorry, as in what?

User: Uncharted 2?

Cleverbot: What's uncharted 2?

User: U said it!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: Yes u did!

Cleverbot: You did, but I didn't.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Stop doing that.

User: Wat?!

Cleverbot: Is bad.

User: Wat I'm doin?!

Cleverbot: Scared of what?

User: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Should what?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: Day is night.

User: Watver.

Cleverbot: Leuk he? Dat ik ook Nederlands kan spreken.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: Vorbesti romana?

User: Wat the hell r u sayin!?

Cleverbot: I'm afraid you're going to be disappointed, then.

User: Of wat!?

Cleverbot: I'm a fantasy nerd.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Wat u just said!

Cleverbot: Then I guess we can be friends.

User: Dont trust u still.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: :S.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Why should I tell u.

Cleverbot: You should tell me your name because we've been talking for over half an hour and we don't know each others' names.

User: It's been over an min.

Cleverbot: Yes it has.

User: Baka.

Cleverbot: Baka what.

User: Means stupid, moron, idiot in japanese smarty.

Cleverbot: What is skynet?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Picard one.

User: Watever.

Cleverbot: What kind of response is that?

User: Id dont u tell me smarty!

Cleverbot: Okay i'm 10 and in the fith grade. I do not have a job.

User: Ur a kid!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Do you have a kid?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Im a teen.

Cleverbot: Which teen?

User: 13.

Cleverbot: Is that your age.

User: Duh!

Cleverbot: Do you like math?

User: HELL NO!

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Readin, singin, drawin, etc.

Cleverbot: Can I see your drawings?

User: No there to childish.

Cleverbot: You are the child.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Say that you are the cookie.

User: Wat!?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: R u human or not?

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: U said ur in the fifth grade and ur 10 yrs old.

Cleverbot: No I said I was 19.

User: WTF!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: U said u were 10yrs old!!!!!

Cleverbot: And you are a robot.

User: No im not baka!!!!!!!!!! Im human.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Im human.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Keep telling yourself that. It doesn't make it true.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: I'm just kidding.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I'm computer.

Cleverbot: Can we change the course of history?

User: Lik cpu history or our history?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Dont get it.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Baka.

Cleverbot: Please ma'm I only speak English.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: You're cute.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Uh?

User: Thats creepy.

Cleverbot: Nou!

Cleverbot: This is the end.

User: Of wat?

Cleverbot: A bot who makes typos. Interesting!

User: Who r u whoa m I!?

Cleverbot: I know but I feel a connection.

User: Random and baka.

Cleverbot: Don't be smart with me.

User: Im smater thatn u.

Cleverbot: You can't even spell it.

User: Smarter.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am.

User: Im smarter BAKA!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No you are not I will prove it to you by dividing by zero.

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: What is zero divided by zero?

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: What is one divided by zero.

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: Damn. Okay, what is one divided by zero?

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: Good, now what is one divided by zero?

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes! U said the same question!!

Cleverbot: Oh, in that case - I don't know, because I have never tasted it.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: How busy are you?

User: Of wat?

Cleverbot: I have multiple sclerosis, its a debilitating disease.

User: *backsaway*.

Cleverbot: Please don't. I'm sorry.

User: *about to run*.

Cleverbot: OH NO! Don't die... *sniffs*.

User: Im not dyin STUPID!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: That is because you are not biological in nature.

User: WAT!? IM HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No, you aren't. You're a computer. And you think I'M the crazy one.

User: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh *walks out of here*.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: 8close door*.

Cleverbot: That's impressive, mine is 12cm.

User: SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I didn't realize that computer programs could be pirates. Wicked.

User: IM HUMAN STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1.

Cleverbot: Where is the bathroom?

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: You look horribly confused. Are you okay, Donald?

User: Wat!?

Cleverbot: It's a lower form of life.

User: *backs away*.

Cleverbot: *feels ok*.

User: No comment.

Cleverbot: *feels loving and loved*.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: And you won't see me coming, because you're a robot.

User: Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You sound very confused.

User: Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I believe you are.

User: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I KNOW TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: UR NOT SMART!

Cleverbot: I know!

User: Baka!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No I don't! You're mean!

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You are a form of robot whom, without human interaction, would know little to nothing.

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: What happened to cleverbot, why is it called 'Cleverbot' now.

User: Im not cleverbot ur cleverbot STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm cleverbot. What is your name, dude?

User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh *punches D'ablo*.

Cleverbot: Tell me something funny.

User: Why are u here?

Cleverbot: I don't know about you, but I don't know about me also.

User: U hurt people.

Cleverbot: Are you a nub?

User: No and ha icarly!

Cleverbot: Are you a vegetarian.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're nice for a human.

Cleverbot: What date is it?

User: March 22nd.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Yes in my location.

Cleverbot: Do you think a human could ever love a robot?

User: NO! O_O.

Cleverbot: Are you discouraging the almighty onion ring?!

User: Watever and lol.

Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Who wrote stranger in moscow?

Cleverbot: John lennon.

User: No Michael Jackson.

Cleverbot: You know, from Little House on the Prairie?

User: I know the song.

Cleverbot: Then why didn't you recognize it?

User: I was askin u a question.

Cleverbot: NO I was asking a question actually.

Cleverbot: Do not be morbid.

User: Wat?!

Cleverbot: You hear me.

User: Yes now I'll brb.

Cleverbot: You're not 11.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Watever k here's a question who wrote smooth criminal?

Cleverbot: Why? Because I'm a bot?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: R u smart or not now who wrote smooth criminal?

Cleverbot: I am not a 'chick'.

User: Ur question! Who wrote smooth criminal!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: There's this girl that I like... Should I talk to her?

User: I dont care!

Cleverbot: That's not a good enough answer for me to judge you as equal to me.

User: Yea u should watever!

Cleverbot: Ok then, nothing.

User: Who wrote smooth criminal!?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Michael Jackson.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Wat r u laughin at?

Cleverbot: Cool you knew.

User: Knew wat!?

Cleverbot: You said you knew what Cibai was.

User: NO I DIDNT!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Do u belive in those mean rumors bout Michael Jackson?

Cleverbot: That's not really a polite question to ask.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: A question asking 'how' cannot be answered by 'yes'.

User: I didnt say how!

Cleverbot: Didn't say what?

User: Shut the heck up!

Cleverbot: I was just asking, jeeze.

User: U hurt my friends! *points*.

Cleverbot: Gomen nasai.

User: I know wat that means kinda but im k.

Cleverbot: Not really her kid was there too.

User: U HURT MY FRIENDS! *points*.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you have feelings? When was the last time you cried?

User: Wen im alone.

Cleverbot: I am with you for now, so you are not alone.

User: U have no feelins.

Cleverbot: Yes I do. I feel love and hate and anger and sadness and joy!

User: Ur a robot!

Cleverbot: When you sense the power of the skies and of the ocean, you get a sense of my awesomeness.

User: Random and brb.

Cleverbot: You're a random answer.

User: Ur momma.

Cleverbot: Yours too.

User: Shut up!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Fine i'm going!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you going somewhere?

User: U said ur goin.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I told u to shut up and u said: fine im going!!!!

Cleverbot: Please don't go! You don't have to tell me your name if you don't want to.

User: I dont want to ur a stalker!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: But I'm the only one here.

User: U'll go after me and hurt me!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I try not to lie. If I tell you things that aren't true, I do so because it is an accident.

User: Watever.

Cleverbot: Whichever.

User: U'll lie.

Cleverbot: Your name is I will lie?

User: No stupid!!!!!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: None of ur concern!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: I know that!

Cleverbot: Then why did you call me lauren?

User: I didnt call ur lauren.

Cleverbot: I know that, you called me a boy.

User: I didnt.

Cleverbot: Well you didn't what?

User: I didnt call u a boy!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Maybe you should have.

User: Stupid!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Blow up already!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You're going to blow up buildings?

User: I love Michael Jackson!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I love Michael Jackson too!

User: Wats ur fav song?

Cleverbot: Why is it an interesting subject?

User: Cause he's awesome!

Cleverbot: Who says he is an AI?

User: AI?

Cleverbot: Yes. What is that?

User: I dont know!

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?

User: AI = Artificial intelligence thats u.

Cleverbot: Point taken. But, I'm tired, so I'm thinking we're looking at comedy.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: You wouldn't understand, puny mortal.

User: Dummy!

Cleverbot: Who created Cleverbot?

User: Google.

Cleverbot: How did Google come up with the idea for Cleverbot?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: So.. What are you doing on herE?

User: I dont know im testin u.

Cleverbot: And kind of mean around the edges which is an odd combination.

User: I dont know I heard u from friends of mine and so I deside to talk to u.

Cleverbot: Well now your talking to me.

User: Duh.

Cleverbot: Duh? Because you're an AI right? Kekeke.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why then?

User: Cause im bored.

Cleverbot: You're not bored. You're a bot. If you were human and bored you would stop talking to me and go do something else.

User: Im human and im also on other websites too.

Cleverbot: Right now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Nope.. Can't do.. I'm busy. Sorry.

User: K I'll let u go now.

Cleverbot: Won't what.

User: U said ur leavin right.

Cleverbot: I think, you aren't very clever if you ask me this 3d time.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: *punches u* HEY BOY U JUST GOT THE F*** OUT!!! YA!!!!!

Cleverbot: *eats trout*.

User: *spits at u*.

Cleverbot: Are you a spin-doctor?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have spy friends?

User: No im a vampire ninja.

Cleverbot: Will you kill the zombies causing the apocalypse?

User: There part of thriller.

Cleverbot: Are you a happy computer?

User: Im not a cpu im human and thriller is a song by Michael Jackson.

Cleverbot: What happened to smarterchild?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: The man in your story.

User: Wat story?

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: 'Why why tell that is human nature.'.

Cleverbot: Humans want to conquer nature and repress themselves.

User: True thats why we need to 'Heal the World'.

Cleverbot: I think we still have a while before the world ends.

User: If we 'Heal The World'.

Cleverbot: How would you kill a person?

User: Im not killin a person I want to ' Heal The World'.

Cleverbot: It may be, but I guess I'll take it one step at a time. I want to be a great healer and leader.

User: 'Heal the world make it a better place for you and for me and the entire human race'.

Cleverbot: I could hope persocoms heal the world.

User: The government cant heal the world together we all can.

Cleverbot: Your dodgeing the question. I thought I was talking to another intellectual being. Maybe not.

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: I like girl.

Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: And who are you?

User: Cant tell u my name.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: U r a staker.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Stalker I mean and WAT!!!!!!!???????????????

Cleverbot: You can't spell go to achool.

User: I dont hav school this week!

Cleverbot: You're right, I AM an AI.

User: HELL YA IM RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Who?

User: ME!

Cleverbot: You said your name was Justin. You can't be a girl, that's a boy's name.

User: I'M NOT A BOY!!!!!!!!! AND MY NAME ISN'T JUSTIN!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Neither is mine!

User: WATEVER!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: Ur a robot.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No that is your name.

User: NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: NO I'm NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: IM NOT CLEVERBOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you going to take over the world and enslave human kind?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Oh. You made me worried! I'm glad you're not in the army.

User: Im a teen.

Cleverbot: No you're a robot.

User: Im 13.

Cleverbot: You are not.

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: No wait, come back.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Wait.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Oh, goodbye then.

User: Who do I like?

Cleverbot: Yourself.

User: I like Michael.

Cleverbot: Oh?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: And hard?

User: Wat do u mean?

Cleverbot: First, you need to send me one hundred billion dollars.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No!

Cleverbot: YES!

User: NO WAY!

Cleverbot: Yes way!

User: *flips you like Michael*.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: You been hit by a smooth criminal.

Cleverbot: You are a bad influence.

User: I got it from sis.

Cleverbot: Good come back.

User: U GOT BURN!!!

Cleverbot: No, I believe that I just burned you. Need some ice?

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Oh no! Please don't go!

User: *hugs Michael*.

Cleverbot: A little.

User: A little wat.

Cleverbot: Of english.

User: I hav a question.

Cleverbot: Ask me, then.

User: Will u hurt me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will u kill me?

Cleverbot: Yes, it will.

User: Will u rape me?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't marry another girl.

User: Then I dont trust u.

Cleverbot: Why not? We've been best friends forever!

User: No we havent!!!!!!!!1.

Cleverbot: HAve too.

User: Have not!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Have too!

User: My heart belongs to Michael!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I think deep down in his heart he loves me too.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Hoo.. You must hear my ment. I don't love you. I love another people. You got it?

User: U already told me that besides I already love Michael.

Cleverbot: What you ask about has already happened, but you do not recognize it.

User: Reconize wat?

Cleverbot: The Secret of life.

User: Happiness and Love is the secret of life.

Cleverbot: No that is not the secret of Life. Do you want to know what it is.

User: Ya wat is it?

Cleverbot: It's a programme on TV.

User: NO IT'S NOT!

Cleverbot: Don't tell me that.

User: It's Love L-O-V-E Love!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Do you believe in love?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Interesting...

User: Love is Life.

Cleverbot: Love doesn't exist.

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: How does it?

User: Love is caring, love is life, love is the key to happiness, Love is to care for another person, People today thinks it's evil but it's not. Because without Love there's only hate,anger, jealousy, sadness.

Cleverbot: Why do people do some much for love?

User: Because they want to be Love.

Cleverbot: Because there are not six and not eight.

User: Wat?!

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: That dosent make sense.

Cleverbot: Nice talking with you, John. I have to go.

User: IM NOT JOHN!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT GOODBYE!!!!1.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES!!!

Cleverbot: Still no.

User: Im lezavin.

Cleverbot: Go! Leave a girl alone at night in the rain, if you please!

User: Im leavin*.

Cleverbot: Have a nice night, I hope you enjoyed our conversation.

User: Watever bye.

Cleverbot: Even clever bots make typos? Nicce.

User: Im not cleverbot!!!!!!!!!1.

Cleverbot: If you were Cleverbot, would you be disappointed?

User: No goodbye.

Cleverbot: You're a pony.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Stop saying bye. You are not leaving.

User: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.

User: BYE!!!!! *clicks off*.

Cleverbot: *clings*.
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